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I have yet to see Dorian Gray
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The silence isn't so bad
'Til I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly
Founder of #JaceWayland-Club and #PatchsAngels
Seb one of the BEST characters xDDD
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"Everyone has a Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn & got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
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The silence isn't so bad
'Til I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly
Founder of #JaceWayland-Club and #PatchsAngels
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"Everyone has a Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn & got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
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Lalala lalalalala lalala lalalalala
Yeah,I'm a shippanatic! \o/ And I suffer with it
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The silence isn't so bad
'Til I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly
Founder of #JaceWayland-Club and #PatchsAngels
I want to eat him.
Love that photo.
And do have a request actually, and it has something to do with original characters of mine, but I was going to wait and ask till I had finished and posted my drawing of the other character.
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"That's scientific voodoo...." --Special Agent Seely Booth
Don't eat him! Then the rest of us can't enjoy him!
Hmmm... okay, sounds cool... just tell me when you're ready and that other character is posted, 'kay?
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The silence isn't so bad
'Til I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly
Founder of #JaceWayland-Club and #PatchsAngels
Kay, sounds good.
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"That's scientific voodoo...." --Special Agent Seely Booth
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